I am back in the area of the Hallowed Grounds. You are all hopelessly preparing. This is a new fucking dawn.....SONS!!! Here is a new list of players...
Brooks, Hafer, (Stamm?, Otto?)
Moerder, Chris Beissel, White? Is White in or what? I believe McCowan is out.
Heins, Malone, Walborn
Me, Bauers, A. Carl
What am I missing? Also, the Yo demands that we try to keep our swearing down from 4-7 because Stephen Stauss is having an open house for his wedding.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
finally dane gets noticed by ESPN
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/basketball/mens/news/story?id=3220576\
Also, the hot weather this week is reminding me of KPMG season. DO we have an order of events to optimize the time and mood of the competitors? Let's open it up for discussion so dane here can throw in his two cents.
Andy that was the lamest post I've ever read.
Mickelson, Memorial Games Pair Up for Summer of Kirby
AP Newswire (Leesport)- Famed southpaw golfer Phil Mickelson announced today a 5 year partnership with the Kirby Puckett Memorial Games. The financial terms of the contract were not disclosed, but are said to be around 3 trays of taco dip and a $50 Sheetz gift card.
Mickelson seemed quite excited for the partnership. "I took a look at the roster for the Games and I feel I have quite a few similarities with the competitors. I have huge man breasts and so do several of the competitors. Anytime a good pair of banana tits show athletic prowess, I want to be involved."
When asked about his rooting interests, "Lefty" was quick with his answer. "The team of Dane, Bauer, and Andy have the nicest set of tits this side of the Mississippi. You gotta love those racks. Plus, I have an immense amount of foreskin, so you know where my allegiance lie."
The Kirby Puckett Memorial Games begin August 23rd, with pre-game coverage starting the night before at 7 PM on BCTV followed by Polka with the Riveredge. All proceeds from the Games go to the Former Dutch Touch Employees of Berks County Assoc. (FDTEBCA)
-AP-
I have too much time on my hands.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
You Can't Top This!
Look I'm gonna end this BC vs. NY fued once and for all. First of all who cares if BC has a buncha fucking woods ... You aren't livin' in 'em. Shit, I could go into a fort that Andy Sokolovich and I built in his forest behind his house and be in more of a backcountry than you. 2) New York not only has Hell's Angels and Bears; it has bears that are members of Hell's Angels. I win, game over, shut up, lick my balls.
P.S.
Wednesday is my last day in civilization so if you have a comeback you better act fast (like a bear on a motorcycle fast).
Friday, May 30, 2008
Summer Update
I hinted, in a comment on Nate's post, as to what I will be doing this summer in preparation for the KPMG. Well here is a little taste of what it looks like. I actually got an endorsement for my exquisite work with bears from John West Salmon Co. But I blew it all at Atlantic City. Not on gambling. I bought, what I thought was a 1982 original Optimus Prime still in the box. However when the 17 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 wore off I realized I had been duped into buying a GoBot named Road Ranger. 
Life update
Hey guys I just wanted to catch everyone up on what I've been doing with myself lately since none of you have bothered to keep in touch with me or show any interest in my life.
Which leads me to address Dane's comments following my first blog post ever yesterday.
I do in fact eat raw meat in the form of Wegman's sushi and no, I no longer use PAM cooking spray which I think is probably good for both my health as well as the environment.
I am in fact ready to claim my second* KPG crown this summer, and am in the midst of a training regime that includes cutting back on my alcohol consumption (I don't really have a choice, all my friends graduated and/or are gone for the summer) as well as eating more fish and olive oil.
* - we all know that McCowan and Moerder are winners by technicality despite an underwhelming performance in the summer of 2005.
As long as I'm re-living the past... how about that topped ringer?
Who would have thought that Andy Carl and I would eventually become fat friends and ultimately teammates?
And with that, I'm off to the Chesapeake for some sailing action with my buddy and former KPG contestant, Andy Schell.
Here's to a safe and enjoyable weekend, Dane and Carl.
The rest of you can fuck yourselves.
Which leads me to address Dane's comments following my first blog post ever yesterday.
I do in fact eat raw meat in the form of Wegman's sushi and no, I no longer use PAM cooking spray which I think is probably good for both my health as well as the environment.
I am in fact ready to claim my second* KPG crown this summer, and am in the midst of a training regime that includes cutting back on my alcohol consumption (I don't really have a choice, all my friends graduated and/or are gone for the summer) as well as eating more fish and olive oil.
* - we all know that McCowan and Moerder are winners by technicality despite an underwhelming performance in the summer of 2005.
As long as I'm re-living the past... how about that topped ringer?
Who would have thought that Andy Carl and I would eventually become fat friends and ultimately teammates?
And with that, I'm off to the Chesapeake for some sailing action with my buddy and former KPG contestant, Andy Schell.
Here's to a safe and enjoyable weekend, Dane and Carl.
The rest of you can fuck yourselves.
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