Moerder's Best Friend

What will be more impressive...

... me winning another KPMG crown considering how fat I am or Joe Paterno winning his third Big Ten title in five years considering how fucking old he is?

At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.

You Fucks!!!

Badminton is up at the house. Pussies if you don't start training.

Keep your eye on the prize, Team BMI:42

Fat Fucks

Go visit Garage Strength and see how jacked I am getting for the games this year. This might be the first year that Bauer weighs more than me...Andy, well...that hasnt happened since the summer of Whooping Cough. Andy remember when you had to wear diapers?

The return

What's up? Miss me?

I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.

Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.

I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.

On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.