Friday, November 6, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What will be more impressive...
... me winning another KPMG crown considering how fat I am or Joe Paterno winning his third Big Ten title in five years considering how fucking old he is?
At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.
At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Fat Fucks
Go visit Garage Strength and see how jacked I am getting for the games this year. This might be the first year that Bauer weighs more than me...Andy, well...that hasnt happened since the summer of Whooping Cough. Andy remember when you had to wear diapers?
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The return
What's up? Miss me?
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
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