number 8

is everyone getting in shape for the season?

Moerder's Best Friend

What will be more impressive...

... me winning another KPMG crown considering how fat I am or Joe Paterno winning his third Big Ten title in five years considering how fucking old he is?

At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.

You Fucks!!!

Badminton is up at the house. Pussies if you don't start training.

Keep your eye on the prize, Team BMI:42

Fat Fucks

Go visit Garage Strength and see how jacked I am getting for the games this year. This might be the first year that Bauer weighs more than me...Andy, well...that hasnt happened since the summer of Whooping Cough. Andy remember when you had to wear diapers?