finally dane gets noticed by ESPN

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/basketball/mens/news/story?id=3220576\

Also, the hot weather this week is reminding me of KPMG season. DO we have an order of events to optimize the time and mood of the competitors? Let's open it up for discussion so dane here can throw in his two cents.


Andy that was the lamest post I've ever read.

Mickelson, Memorial Games Pair Up for Summer of Kirby

AP Newswire (Leesport)- Famed southpaw golfer Phil Mickelson announced today a 5 year partnership with the Kirby Puckett Memorial Games. The financial terms of the contract were not disclosed, but are said to be around 3 trays of taco dip and a $50 Sheetz gift card.

Mickelson seemed quite excited for the partnership. "I took a look at the roster for the Games and I feel I have quite a few similarities with the competitors. I have huge man breasts and so do several of the competitors. Anytime a good pair of banana tits show athletic prowess, I want to be involved."

When asked about his rooting interests, "Lefty" was quick with his answer. "The team of Dane, Bauer, and Andy have the nicest set of tits this side of the Mississippi. You gotta love those racks. Plus, I have an immense amount of foreskin, so you know where my allegiance lie."

The Kirby Puckett Memorial Games begin August 23rd, with pre-game coverage starting the night before at 7 PM on BCTV followed by Polka with the Riveredge. All proceeds from the Games go to the Former Dutch Touch Employees of Berks County Assoc. (FDTEBCA)
-AP-

I have too much time on my hands.

New Poll Posted

I have a feeling the results will not be surprising...

You Can't Top This!

Look I'm gonna end this BC vs. NY fued once and for all. First of all who cares if BC has a buncha fucking woods ... You aren't livin' in 'em. Shit, I could go into a fort that Andy Sokolovich and I built in his forest behind his house and be in more of a backcountry than you. 2) New York not only has Hell's Angels and Bears; it has bears that are members of Hell's Angels. I win, game over, shut up, lick my balls.

P.S.

Wednesday is my last day in civilization so if you have a comeback you better act fast (like a bear on a motorcycle fast).