What's up? Miss me?
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Fuck you Fucks
The Star Trek movie was pretty good. Honestly, it was no match for Wrath of Khan or even some of the later Trek movies that I fucking love. I don't care what you fucks say, I love First Contact. Undiscovered Country is nasty, too. Moerder, you probably like Final Frontier because it sucks and you suck, too.
How is August 15th for the Games? You guys interested in roasting a pig all day to eat at the end of the day?
How is August 15th for the Games? You guys interested in roasting a pig all day to eat at the end of the day?
Friday, May 8, 2009
Possible KPMG 8 Titles...
-The Puckett Bailout
-Deep Space Puckett
-Crime and Puckettment
-Puckett Gets Laid Off
-Bride of Puckett
-Back 2 the Hood
-Deep Space Puckett
-Crime and Puckettment
-Puckett Gets Laid Off
-Bride of Puckett
-Back 2 the Hood
samurai warrior death squad
Hey sons of bitches. I'm ready for KPMG8: Puckett's PhD if you are.
Give me the list of events so I can start visualizing how fat Dane's team will look while doing them. And then I'll visualize how whiny Moerder's team is. And then I'll think about Heins's team and how unnoticeable they are, with their loud, yet unwitty comebacks. And then I'll celebrate my newest team member in my revolving roster of teammates for 09: The Return of Tim Hahn.
That's right. He's back from Japan and fiercer than ever. He shits nails (fingernails) and is dating a Japanese girl - a real one, not a comic book character. This means he probably has reached the highest level of Samurai training, a level Puckett only dreamed about. With Hahn and possibly Dan Savage (off the DL with a brand new wrist), I see PhDs in our future.
Samurai warriors bring home the bucket.
Fuck you.
Give me the list of events so I can start visualizing how fat Dane's team will look while doing them. And then I'll visualize how whiny Moerder's team is. And then I'll think about Heins's team and how unnoticeable they are, with their loud, yet unwitty comebacks. And then I'll celebrate my newest team member in my revolving roster of teammates for 09: The Return of Tim Hahn.
That's right. He's back from Japan and fiercer than ever. He shits nails (fingernails) and is dating a Japanese girl - a real one, not a comic book character. This means he probably has reached the highest level of Samurai training, a level Puckett only dreamed about. With Hahn and possibly Dan Savage (off the DL with a brand new wrist), I see PhDs in our future.
Samurai warriors bring home the bucket.
Fuck you.
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