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Thursday, September 2, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Next Years Games
I forget what happened this past year as my memory has been going...anyway the date is set for next years Games.
August 13, 2010
KPMG 10: A Decade of Battle or the Return of Team BMI 43
August 13, 2010
KPMG 10: A Decade of Battle or the Return of Team BMI 43
how many fucking times do i have to win this shit?
fuck you all.
and carl, bauer's approach in frisbee golf was the same as mine. subtract one stroke from my score = new course record (from the women's tees, of course).
next year shannon will be in top condition. he's training with 4 koreans all winter in minton. mauf will not be good. i will dominate everything else.
thank you for losing to me. fuckers.
and carl, bauer's approach in frisbee golf was the same as mine. subtract one stroke from my score = new course record (from the women's tees, of course).
next year shannon will be in top condition. he's training with 4 koreans all winter in minton. mauf will not be good. i will dominate everything else.
thank you for losing to me. fuckers.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Simple Equation....You Guys = Pussies, We = Fat Champs
Yo, that says the poll is closed...what gives? Bauer and Carl are busy being fat and out of shape....I, too am quite fat but not out of shape.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Kpmg 9
Ok you fucks, this is the last year for KPMG to be held at the hallowed grounds. Next year we will be celebrating the decade at our new facility....in the meantime, lets make 9 the year for craziness. We can trash Chiyo's house and not clean it up...oh wait, thats what you fat fucks do every year!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday, November 6, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
What will be more impressive...
... me winning another KPMG crown considering how fat I am or Joe Paterno winning his third Big Ten title in five years considering how fucking old he is?
At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.
At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Fat Fucks
Go visit Garage Strength and see how jacked I am getting for the games this year. This might be the first year that Bauer weighs more than me...Andy, well...that hasnt happened since the summer of Whooping Cough. Andy remember when you had to wear diapers?
Saturday, May 30, 2009
The return
What's up? Miss me?
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Fuck you Fucks
The Star Trek movie was pretty good. Honestly, it was no match for Wrath of Khan or even some of the later Trek movies that I fucking love. I don't care what you fucks say, I love First Contact. Undiscovered Country is nasty, too. Moerder, you probably like Final Frontier because it sucks and you suck, too.
How is August 15th for the Games? You guys interested in roasting a pig all day to eat at the end of the day?
How is August 15th for the Games? You guys interested in roasting a pig all day to eat at the end of the day?
Friday, May 8, 2009
Possible KPMG 8 Titles...
-The Puckett Bailout
-Deep Space Puckett
-Crime and Puckettment
-Puckett Gets Laid Off
-Bride of Puckett
-Back 2 the Hood
-Deep Space Puckett
-Crime and Puckettment
-Puckett Gets Laid Off
-Bride of Puckett
-Back 2 the Hood
samurai warrior death squad
Hey sons of bitches. I'm ready for KPMG8: Puckett's PhD if you are.
Give me the list of events so I can start visualizing how fat Dane's team will look while doing them. And then I'll visualize how whiny Moerder's team is. And then I'll think about Heins's team and how unnoticeable they are, with their loud, yet unwitty comebacks. And then I'll celebrate my newest team member in my revolving roster of teammates for 09: The Return of Tim Hahn.
That's right. He's back from Japan and fiercer than ever. He shits nails (fingernails) and is dating a Japanese girl - a real one, not a comic book character. This means he probably has reached the highest level of Samurai training, a level Puckett only dreamed about. With Hahn and possibly Dan Savage (off the DL with a brand new wrist), I see PhDs in our future.
Samurai warriors bring home the bucket.
Fuck you.
Give me the list of events so I can start visualizing how fat Dane's team will look while doing them. And then I'll visualize how whiny Moerder's team is. And then I'll think about Heins's team and how unnoticeable they are, with their loud, yet unwitty comebacks. And then I'll celebrate my newest team member in my revolving roster of teammates for 09: The Return of Tim Hahn.
That's right. He's back from Japan and fiercer than ever. He shits nails (fingernails) and is dating a Japanese girl - a real one, not a comic book character. This means he probably has reached the highest level of Samurai training, a level Puckett only dreamed about. With Hahn and possibly Dan Savage (off the DL with a brand new wrist), I see PhDs in our future.
Samurai warriors bring home the bucket.
Fuck you.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
KPMG 8: In Memory of Stewart
Pucketteers. The date has been set for the 2009 KMPG 8 event. Is Saturday August 29th a date that can be attended by all? Check your calendars.
Also, there will be a contest for the naming rights to this years KPMG. If you can come up with a good title, you will win an undisclosed door prize. Or fuck you guys, we can keep the name for Stewart, haha.
Also, there will be a contest for the naming rights to this years KPMG. If you can come up with a good title, you will win an undisclosed door prize. Or fuck you guys, we can keep the name for Stewart, haha.
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