A message from Dane Cook...
"KPMG7: Puckett's Revenge. That's Kirbinald Puckett Memorial Games, the seventh. A lot's goin' down in Chiyo's backyard. You got Team Dane, with Bauer and Carl, the Italian sub. He's filled with mayonnaise. Can they reverse the curse? You got Team White Oak, headed by defending champs Moerder and White. They're hungry for a repeat sandwich. You got Brooks' team, which will probably have at least one guy who's gotten fatter since high school. Can they arrive on time this year? Then you got another team that we don't know yet. A champion will be crowned on Saturday. Boys will be made into men. Someone will bring taco salad. Cuz there's only one Puckett's Bucket. There's only one leg missing on Dane's cat. There's only one AUGUST."
1 comment:
I hate you Dane Cook.
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