What's up? Miss me?
I am returning for my seventh year of domination and this will likely be my fourth (unofficial) title. Thanks for not inviting me the first year... jerks.
Over the holiday weekend as I was dominating unsuspecting family friends (mostly in their 60s) and my pregnant sister and her husband, it reminded me a lot of the similar ease with which I dominate all of you.
I have been working on getting as out of shape as I can, and I didn't even need to tear my ACL to do it.
On that note, I have to go convert trash to treasure at PSU. Goodbye.
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Hahahaha, did anyone else notice that Bauer posted this at 640 AM on a Saturday? Remember when Bauer and I were KPMG champs? Oh wait, we still are, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
August 15th will be here soon enough, Bauer. We need to make sure you and Fat Carl come in well overweight, ready to prove the world wrong.
A prediction: 2/3's of Dane's team will be in wheelchairs by KPMG XV
Seven years til I'm in a wheelchair? I think this could work. So wait... Bauer, your sister is pregnant? So Bauer's actually can have sex. Novel idea...
HAHAHAHAHA. Fuck that is funny.
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