Hey sons of bitches. I'm ready for KPMG8: Puckett's PhD if you are.
Give me the list of events so I can start visualizing how fat Dane's team will look while doing them. And then I'll visualize how whiny Moerder's team is. And then I'll think about Heins's team and how unnoticeable they are, with their loud, yet unwitty comebacks. And then I'll celebrate my newest team member in my revolving roster of teammates for 09: The Return of Tim Hahn.
That's right. He's back from Japan and fiercer than ever. He shits nails (fingernails) and is dating a Japanese girl - a real one, not a comic book character. This means he probably has reached the highest level of Samurai training, a level Puckett only dreamed about. With Hahn and possibly Dan Savage (off the DL with a brand new wrist), I see PhDs in our future.
Samurai warriors bring home the bucket.
Fuck you.
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Miller you have the minor problem of breaking your teammates limbs. (savage mid-game) and Hahn's knee ( which is still out of commission in your wrestling bout) Now I understand your revolving door of teammates.
I will be there full throttle and ready to jostle! No limbs will be broken this year... only the dreams and souls of those who try to stand in our way. All you fat, whiny, over-educated KIDS are going down!
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