Wednesday, August 5, 2009

What will be more impressive...

... me winning another KPMG crown considering how fat I am or Joe Paterno winning his third Big Ten title in five years considering how fucking old he is?

At this point, us both winning a championship this year are an inevitability.

3 comments:

Dan said...

I think your team carried you to victory, which is quite the Herculean effort considering your large and unkempt girth. The only thing you proved to be good at was balancing on a milk crate while pulling on a rope, which equates to choking yourself with the shower curtain while jerking off. Good job? I think NOT! I'm out for blood this year!

ACarl said...

Out for bone last year. Out for blood this year.

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