You Can't Top This!

Look I'm gonna end this BC vs. NY fued once and for all. First of all who cares if BC has a buncha fucking woods ... You aren't livin' in 'em. Shit, I could go into a fort that Andy Sokolovich and I built in his forest behind his house and be in more of a backcountry than you. 2) New York not only has Hell's Angels and Bears; it has bears that are members of Hell's Angels. I win, game over, shut up, lick my balls.

P.S.

Wednesday is my last day in civilization so if you have a comeback you better act fast (like a bear on a motorcycle fast).

Summer Update

I hinted, in a comment on Nate's post, as to what I will be doing this summer in preparation for the KPMG. Well here is a little taste of what it looks like. I actually got an endorsement for my exquisite work with bears from John West Salmon Co. But I blew it all at Atlantic City. Not on gambling. I bought, what I thought was a 1982 original Optimus Prime still in the box. However when the 17 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 wore off I realized I had been duped into buying a GoBot named Road Ranger.

Life update

Hey guys I just wanted to catch everyone up on what I've been doing with myself lately since none of you have bothered to keep in touch with me or show any interest in my life.

Which leads me to address Dane's comments following my first blog post ever yesterday.

I do in fact eat raw meat in the form of Wegman's sushi and no, I no longer use PAM cooking spray which I think is probably good for both my health as well as the environment.

I am in fact ready to claim my second* KPG crown this summer, and am in the midst of a training regime that includes cutting back on my alcohol consumption (I don't really have a choice, all my friends graduated and/or are gone for the summer) as well as eating more fish and olive oil.

* - we all know that McCowan and Moerder are winners by technicality despite an underwhelming performance in the summer of 2005.

As long as I'm re-living the past... how about that topped ringer?

Who would have thought that Andy Carl and I would eventually become fat friends and ultimately teammates?

And with that, I'm off to the Chesapeake for some sailing action with my buddy and former KPG contestant, Andy Schell.

Here's to a safe and enjoyable weekend, Dane and Carl.

The rest of you can fuck yourselves.

First of all....

If I had already been invited to this blog before and completely forgot about it, please excuse me.

If I had not been invited to this blog before, then fuck all of you.

Only through seeing that Adam Moerder had a new profile picture on facebook while pretending to work and listening to Love in this Club Remix did I stumble upon this blog. Looks promising.

That's all I have to say.

~Nate Bauer

leader jersey

i think this one is pretty obvious... how do we afford them?




i think the cheapest i saw these was 129 on ebay. we could settle for the minnesota pinstripes, but how the hell can you deny that baby blue? maybe whoever wins the games gets to wear them the whole next year. it's one hell of an incentive to win. then you can throw it in the face of the losers whenever you come home.

KPMG Leader Shirt

I was thinking we could get a few Kirby Puckett jerseys and perhaps use them as the leader shirt. Each member of the current leading team would sport the Puckett jersey, a la Tour de France. We could tally points after each event to figure out who would sport the proper wear.

P.S. Hahn is a shitty KPMG contestant. He was absolutely horrific in 1 and 2 and has the attention span of a lab rat. Although, I would like to hear some Japo banter during the games.

Malone: In or Out?

Has anyone talked to Malone? Heins or Joe Camel, is he going to play or is he out?