the jigger or kalamazoo

hafer's plan to utilize the underused railway for the allentown cement company is genius. to locate one of these beauties, it's helpful to first know they're called handcars, pump trolleys, pump cars, or the two names in the subject heading.

another extrapolation from the numbers moerder was running in his future program, this picture shows what the games will be like in 2015. andy carl, on the right, will hold binoculars on his lap, because it's difficult to see far on the barren surface of the moon. on the left, bauer will apply the hand brake because being an asshole will be quantified and scored, giving their team a clear unfair advantage. dane's bastard pakistani quadruplets will be forced to push us everywhere for all games, seen here at the ripe age of 6.

additionally, mustachios will be necessary to filter out the massive amounts of noxious sulfur still left in the final stages of terraforming the moon. and, of course, the hats will be worn out of sheer coolness. turbans will be optional, except for dane's bastard children.