Outfits for the Games (with Turbins as a given)

While all of the events generated here on this lovely forum (thank you, Moerder) are swell, I think we really need to step up on uniforms.

Since the majority of the KPMGer's are in this blog, we have ample time to come up with an amazing opening ceremony, but more importantly, outfits that will finally make the Staus' pack up their Mormon paraphernalia and hit the road.

While the outfits to my left are quite tempting, I will ultimately be compared to the guy searching for my tootsie roll. And while I don't necessarily mind being ridiculed for my mediocre meat, teal is not a good color for me.

I suggest the following outfits for the 5(?) teams. Pirates outfits (noble pirates, not swashbucklers), Ms. Otto, Mrs. Sterner, and the lesbian swimming instructor, the old ladies who serve me BBQ at Schell's, and past irrelevant SV wrestlers ( I call Jason Kreider).