Wednesday, April 2, 2008

some ground rules for punks

since we now have chumps from all sides posting up in this j, it's time to start laying some shit down.

1. midget humor is so 2003. including fat midget humor. get creative carl, your sense of humor has to have matured by now, i've seen glimmers of hope in the past, but this regression, while a plus for its use of singlets, is juvenile.

2. chris beissel is not funny

3. the level of competition we're looking to foster here is serious. these bastards make us look like a bunch of candyasses. get on it.

4. the power of the hook is devastating. take a look at the waste lain upon these jokers' faces:


"please, put that hook away," reasoned ted

after having herr k's hook forcefully thrown in their faces, they clearly endured no less than two others, with a possible third, a rare "thumb hook" thrown by the obviously experienced hook-tossing broad in the black sweater:


"i ain't puttin this hook away fer shit, professor plaid. hawks, what!"

now that we have a better understanding of the rules, maybe we can make some progress here. or maybe i have to get all hamburg up in this shit. you decide.

3 comments:

Alfonze said...

Mil-Mil. When do you wanna start practice? Its gonna be rough, because I will most likely be in the woods until right before, but we could get some in before I go.

b-$moov said...

u mean like moustachio-growing practice?

or practice for events?

if its for events, then we can get on the basics now. maybe we should have a roundup of all events so we know what we're doing, too.

let's do it. feckin riegel is telling me he's taking a "corrections exam." i dont know what that means - he'll work with ner's dad at the prison? except he lives in frickin buffalo. we gotta get him on board.

Murder said...

this blog needs some Dane rants...