Flight Club

Apparently I have been assumed trapped/lost in some 1950's clusterfuck. I want to set the story straight right now. I have been involved in Laser pointer-based attacks on commercial airplane pilots as part of a plot to stop all flights in former British colonies, thus paralyzing their economies. I could not disclose my movements because I was covertly establishing a new Cell of what I call "Flight Club". I spent about a week in mid February in Quebec recruiting new members and assisting in the procurement of the necessary Laser pointers and all black outfits. You may have seen some of my previous teaching/recruiting work in this Reuters article from the beginning of March

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0621886420080307?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

This is a picture taken by me of one of my lieutenants in Quebec in action (note that the plane is beginning to turn away, aborting the landing):
Since then, I was working again on recruiting, this time in the outskirts of Syndey, Australia. It took me a substantially longer time obtain the necessary Laser pointers because I became too lackadasical in my security measures, leading to this:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSSYD18105220080421?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Also, since the law enforcing authorities in Australia do not wear the same bright red getups as the Canadian Mounted Police, I had several of the Laser pointers I could obtain confiscated. The following picture (from the black box of a plane that nearly crashed as a result of one of my newest recruits) is one of the key pieces of evidence that was used to ban Laser pointers in New South Wales:
I am currently planning recruiting/training trips to South Africa, New Zealand and eventually India. And of course, I work almost non-stop when I'm Stateside in Leesport and the Reading area, State College PA, Blacksburg VA and occaisionally Annapolis and Baltimore MD.

Go fuck yourselves bastages!