Although my comment on Mil-Mil's post may seem accurate, the real story is as follows. Although my obvious mental talents were apparent through my shiny stars plastered upon the lengthy chart below the chalkboard, my physical talents were going unnoticed. I had heard that there existed a special gym class in which athletic peolple were allowed to attend instead of going to class. Brooks Miller was a part of this unusual cult. Now through my keen pre-pubescent detective skills I discovered that Mr. Butterwick was leading this cult of children athletes. Boy was I wrong. (Never trust a 7 year old to do detective work for you.)
What was really going on was Uglug (Leader of the Isengard Uruk-hai) had come to Bern Elementary in search for a strategist to lead his black orcs to the shire. Well B-mil thought he could bargain with Ulug. He proposed that he would deliver a full proof plan to lay waste to the shire if Ulug and the Uruk-hai took a brief stop at center school and obliterated it. (Miller wanted a unified elementary system. His ambitions would later come to fruition in the mid 90s.) Well Ulug was not much for bargaining, so I offer you this photo of the occurence that happened moments before Brooks walked into the class room on that fateful day.
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This failed to have a picture of something relevant to SV.
Carl are you reading these posts? Thats Fucking Ulug and Brooks Miller (a student of SV)outside the Bern School (an SV elementary school). Discussing the infiltration and destruction of SV's other elementary school (Center). Don't worry I have learned a few things about getting reluctant students to start reading in my graduate courses on library sciences. We can set up time and I can help you select a few books to start with.
Your speaking to a 2008 KPMG champion! WHAT!
Rookie.
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