Hey guys I just wanted to catch everyone up on what I've been doing with myself lately since none of you have bothered to keep in touch with me or show any interest in my life.
Which leads me to address Dane's comments following my first blog post ever yesterday.
I do in fact eat raw meat in the form of Wegman's sushi and no, I no longer use PAM cooking spray which I think is probably good for both my health as well as the environment.
I am in fact ready to claim my second* KPG crown this summer, and am in the midst of a training regime that includes cutting back on my alcohol consumption (I don't really have a choice, all my friends graduated and/or are gone for the summer) as well as eating more fish and olive oil.
* - we all know that McCowan and Moerder are winners by technicality despite an underwhelming performance in the summer of 2005.
As long as I'm re-living the past... how about that topped ringer?
Who would have thought that Andy Carl and I would eventually become fat friends and ultimately teammates?
And with that, I'm off to the Chesapeake for some sailing action with my buddy and former KPG contestant, Andy Schell.
Here's to a safe and enjoyable weekend, Dane and Carl.
The rest of you can fuck yourselves.
10 comments:
Thanks a lot. I'm leaving for the next three months to go train with bears in the NY back country and now you show up to impart your wisdom. I'm going to genuinely miss your witty comments on this glorius blog. PSYCHE! Who has time to think about pasty white, chubby douche bags when your fighting bears. However, your performance as Chauvelin in the Scarlet Pimpernel did bring tears to my eye.
Mark, you are a pussy. New York has no back country. You want back country? Come to fucking BC bitch. Fucking back country with fucking bears. This place has back country like the back of Mr. Knapp's hairy silverback back.
I will say, nice comment about the Scarlet Pimpernel, hahahaha.
hahaha fucking hilarious
Dane, what would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and saw Mr. Knapp looking in your window?
Dane... back country like Mr. Napp's back doesn't even make sense. And the Adirondack Park is the largest in the 48 contiguous United States, which is where I live. Your lame ass BC only has one wimpy park bigger than it called Gulf Islands and thats because Canadians are a bunch of cheaters and include a bunch of worthless water between the islands and call that shit a park.
Cheerio fuckwads I'll be back a few days before the Games.
Mark you pussy. I know you won't read this but BC doesn't need to have something designated as a park. The whole fucking place is a park, outside of Vancouver of course.
I just GoogleEarthed(tm) BC and it doesn't look that tough.
dane, way to make a comeback to nobody. BC is for hippies and queers...and steers. and you don't have horns or a tie-dye.
Pussy, I do have a tie-dye, so fek you. BC is for hippies and Hells Angels. I shit you not. Fucking weird. Hells Angels everywhere. And grizzlies and big horned ship and fucking wolves that Anton fights.
Post a Comment