So first off, is it fair to say that for ToW and Joust that bare feet are the only allowed shoe wear? No advantages from cleats or anything else. Is jousting strictly a pulling game or is there strategy of dropping the rope and what not?
I believe that we should make a formal memorial for Kirby Puckett and perhaps even a burial site for his ashes. Also, since Ner will not be in attendance I think we should create a statue for him. The said statue will have Ner throwing the hook with each extremity of his body. He will be saying, "Go A-Fucking-Head" and will either be carrying the KPMG torch or holding his infamous laser that will never be turned off. Any ideas what we can make it out of?
Ged.
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I say no shoes, that's the best way to level the playing field.
As for the statue of Ner, would it be possible to make it out of all the historical fiction novels about the Civil War he's read?
HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA, fucking Ner and his historical fiction novels. He probably worships Gore Vidal every morning, that bastage.
goddamn right bastages
and don't make it out of anything classy like bronze or clay.
it must be made out of something i can partake in down here in southern virginia...like bourbon bottles
to reflect the culture of Ner's current homeland, please refer to it from now on as The War of Northern Aggression.
Ner, you have to narrow it down even further. Virginia Beach and Norfolk are in Southern Virginia. SouthWESTern Virginia is the only place you can find Ironto, Floydd, Radford, and Blacksburg.
All dirt roads lead to Blacksburg!!!
personally I would make it out of hardtac, janitor ralph always gave this stuff out when he gave his presentations of the civil war.
The Virginia Museum of Fine Arts has the largest collection of Faberge eggs in the world, so maybe we could erect a statue using them.
Mostly tugging. Due to the fact that if you let go of the rope the opponent will pull in lads of slack and and have a huge advantage. However, there is skill in letting go of the rope when the opponent tugs hard in order to throw them off balance and possibly off the pedestal.
Make the statue out of golden graham treats. That bastage ate mine!
Ged ner
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