Oh I get it theres a formula to making funny KPMG blog posts. It goes like this.
1. Find the first picture that comes up when you type in Schuylkill Valley. (I'll use the second picture in this case). Check
2. Mention key locales - Hmm Lake Ontalaunee, Herbines (thats retro for Ozzy's. Bonus Points!), the area behind the Somat. Check
3. Make obscure references to people that are either: A - key figures in your years at SV or B - so obscure people say "Oh shit I completely forgot about that bitch!" I'm gonna go with B. Watchout post '00 grads you may actually have no clue who I am talking about. Roger Barker and Teresa Wesner. Check
4. Now tell your story. It should probably be related to the games but it doesn't have to be. Oh and your picture doesn't have to relate to your story either. So you essentially just have to be a total douchebag. try and use big words so you sound smart and if someone posts a comment about how stupid you are just turn it back on them but add "..your face.." somewhere in there because "your mom" is old. Pun intended. Here goes.
Yo guys for the games what we should do is have everyone start on one side of lake ontelaunee and build a raft and then paddle to the other side. And then uh Dane can throw Roger Barker over the fence at Herbines and he can steal go-karts that we can race back to Miller's house. Where the final event is a Bukake fest and the first one to nut on Teresa Wesner's face wins.
2 comments:
It's not an exact science but you're on to something.
I also like to use major media outlets stories and ad-lib them to make them humorous. I'll be holding a seminar at the Barnes & Nobles by Target on Saturday to fully discuss the perfect KPMG post.
All are welcome, especially Michael Berry, the Berkshire Mall, people who use big words, and anyone with a solid collection of funny SV graduate photos/yearbook collections.
Whatever! Your face isn't an exact science!
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