Hey Fuckers

Some great new ideas mentioned so far... navigating the pump trolley while wearing a fake mustache and barbershop-quartet era clothing would be good. Also, the wilderness race and/or scavenger hunt around Schuylkill Valley/Leesport would be awesome. It would have to be created by an impartial member, and not somebody with, oh lets say two children invested in the games. Actually, I think teams should be selected in a less arbitrary fashion this season as well. As was previously mentioned, I have little chemistry with Hines or Walborn, and I test Bauer with every fiber of my being. A team consisting of myself, Moerder, and White would not only foster pride of the White Oak Circle, but it would also lead to more intense competition. The games should both begin and conclude with Dane spreading his glorious asshole for all the world (mostly the females) to see. Speaking of females Dane, remember when you made Janelle Garipoli watch that porno in your basement of that fat bald guy wearing the cockring? She had such a look of terror in her eyes.