Listen, we all know I am the Prophet of God. I know some of you are thinking, "Muaaah, Prophets were so 2000 years ago." (yes, I know I used this on my blog earlier) but still. I am the most dominant player in the history of KPMG. Never has my team finished lower than 2nd and my team is always in the title hunt. This is because of my dominance and extra skin on my penis. The Power has recognized that I am the most natural individual in the games (Brooks has a tattoo). I shall forever control and dominate these games.
This years games:
1. 5 teams of three.
2. Maybe only one day of games followed by a huge fucking party.
3. The games have to be on a Saturday.
4. Ner is the Warden who makes all final rulings and judgements.
5. Tug of War?
6. This is Malones last chance for the games.
7. Brooks has to show up on time.
8. I am crucified and rise from the dead at the end of the games and then walk on water.
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You fucking suck! Listen here Mr. 2000 years behind the fucking times. You and your shitty ass team are going down. You would have always sucked but in your infinite wisdom you realized that you needed to hold the games sans Mark Hafer or you would never win your own stupid fucking games. I'm like the Jesus Christ to your Mithrus. Once I get in the game you will be forgotten. People will look back in another 2000 years and go "Oh, yeah I heard of that Dane guy. He was big for awhile until that Hafer guy showed up." So my guess is that another year of second place is in store for you, because all of those other teams fucking suck too!
Oh and that worm in the eye is fucking funny I don't know whats wrong with you people.
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