Hafer, I am sick of your stupid library inspired posts. Then next time I see you, I will fucking hang you by the hair in your clean ass crack (see picture of Hafer squatting on the toilet). The unification of the elementary schools was a debacle. Next thing we know, there will be a unification of North America and the currency will be called the Amero...and Mexicans will be allowed to vote for our leader. FUCK.
Does anyone want tetherball in this year's games? I think we should have an exhibition event. Perhaps we could have a contest where we add up the weight of the women we have slept with and whoever has the highest, wins. I suspect Carl may be victorious, I have bedded many a heifer but none in comparison to our tater tot penis friend, Andy Carl.
Will the second week of August work for everyone?
And....WHERE THE FUCK IS NER?!?!?!
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I'm assuming tater tot is a compliment. And I'm assuming it is because fat girls love tater tots.
I'm sure Hafer has some long-winded explanation to tell where in the world is Nerman San Diego. Using the Dewey Decimal System, Hafer will soon post on the whereabouts of Nerman R. Hookman III.
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